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A Reflection on #MeToo

By Marissa Alexa McCool   Now that the virality of the #MeToo campaign has somewhat died down, I think it’s important to take a look at this moment in time and analyze both what has happened and what we’ve learned from the recent discussion about sexual harassment and assault. Once the campaign was reignited (not …

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Finger’s Hot Take

RAPE IS BAD. I never imagined that phrase would be a hot button issue. In a world where every subject has a thousand shades of a thousand colors, I figured RAPE IS BAD would be pretty black and white. But in the land of internet trolls and hot takes…. apparently certain fuck stains think there …

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So-and-So Dick

“I have dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It’s funny to say they are small. It’s funny to say they are big. I have been at parties where humans have held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, “Hey, look at me! I’m So-and-So Dick! I’ve …

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Come at me, brah!

It’s literally impossible to objectify yourself. Objectification has to do with where the power lies. If it’s being done to you and without your consent, that’s objectifying. However, if a woman chooses to plaster naked pictures of herself all over the internet or have sex with as many people as she wants, it’s not self-objectification; …

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Crying Man Babies

Seriously, dudes, stop with the whining. Almost everything I say causes some grown-ass man to throw a temper tantrum. Like a fucking toddler but with less self restraint. And women are called overly emotional and dramatic? Fuck you. How’s that for dramatic? Over the last week, I have had a man throw a hissy fit …

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Let Me Womansplain Mansplaining For You

No, sorry dudes, “mansplain” is not just another term used to “silence” men. Has it been overused? Maybe, but so are words like bitch and cunt. I don’t exactly feel your pain on this one. And honestly, how many times are men really silenced? About anything. Ever. Including things they should have kept to themselves …

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Actually…

Hey kids.** It’s me again, Angry Beard Face. Apparently y’all haven’t learned yet. So here we are, cutting into my Rick and Morty time… (sigh) Mansplaining. Yes the dreaded “M” word. I bet you’re tired of having that lobbed at you, huh? Pro tip, stop being a pretentious know it all fuck nugget. And you …

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