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Don’t Be That Douche – Part Deux/Electric Boogalo

Part 2 of 10.  If you’re wondering why there are 10, refer to part 1.  Okay, ready? Don’t make everything about your dick. Alright everyone, listen up because I cannot stress how important this is.  STOP MAKING EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR DICK! See, the all caps means I really, really mean it. Or I’m yelling. I’m …

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Don’t Be That Douche Part 1

I repeat myself. A lot. That is because the same shit is happening every day with no end in sight. So prepare for a long rant. Since it is such a long rant, I broke it up into small bite-size pieces. Because I’m thoughtful as fuck. What began as a single blog post has turned …

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How To Shut Down Douchebags, And Fast!

The bad news: No matter what I post, some dick-hole feels compelled to stop what he’s doing, correct me (incorrectly), belittle me, slut shame me, tell me how I should feel or what I “really” mean, or otherwise just shit on my post for no reason other than he’s an asshole and apparently that’s what …

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Same Shit, Something Something.

It’s hard not to feel like I’m repeating myself when the same shit keeps happening over and over. And over. And new and different douchebags keep cropping up to defend other mens’ shitty behavior, but it’s my responsibility to “delete and block” and not “over react.” Except that I do delete and block, and I …

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Your Unsolicited Opinion is Garbage. Quit Being Trash.

I’m really fucking sick (and tired) of men telling me how I’m doing it wrong. No matter what the subject is. Your unsolicited opinion is trash. For the most part, it is an excuse to talk down to me, not to “explain” whatever it is they think they are a fucking expert at. Oftentimes, they’re …

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STFU or GTFO

I’ve been sharing nude or mostly nude photos on Instagram for about a year. For the first few months, I turned off the comments, because ew… I have seen the shit men will comment under a completely innocent selfie/profile pic on Facebook. No thanks. But out of curiosity, I left them on once and was …

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Surprise! Sexual Harassment is Everywhere.

Do you know who’s not surprised? Women. It really sucks finding out someone you liked and respected is capable of manipulative and terribly demeaning acts. For me, I took Louie CK personally. I was a huge fan, and now my all-time favorite stand-up comedian was fucking sleazebag the whole time. I can’t even say I …

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Exposing Myself, Feminism, and Other Fun Stuff.

Definition of Feminism: 1. The theory of the political, economic, and social equality of the sexes. 2. Organized activity on behalf of women’s rights and interests. (Source Merriam-Webster) Google “feminism,” and you’ll get: “The advocacy of women’s rights on the basis of the equality of the sexes.” Equality of the sexes. This includes everyone. I …

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Are you Fucking Kidding Me? FFS!

Whenever I get a creepy comment or experience sexual harassment online, one of the first responses is invariably, “Where do you find these guys?” Since this shifts the burden onto my shoulders, it irks the hell out of me. It’s an innocent enough comment for the most part. I get that, which is why I …

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So-and-So Dick

“I have dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It’s funny to say they are small. It’s funny to say they are big. I have been at parties where humans have held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, “Hey, look at me! I’m So-and-So Dick! I’ve …

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