Don’t Be That Douche – Part 3.

Being an asshole to other people on the internet, or in real life for that matter, is not an admirable quality.  Literally anyone can be an asshole. It’s unimaginative, spiteful, boring, and predictable as fuck. If someone starts to troll my post, 9 out of 10 times I know exactly what he’s going to say next.  There’s always that wildcard, but the point is being an asshole solely to get a reaction out of someone is a dick move that serves no purpose. It’s fucking pointless. You’re not quite a comedian, so you’ve settled for being a hack.  

Assholes tend to blast into a group of people having a conversation and start hurling unnecessary comments laced with poorly written insults. Yay! A dimwitted interloper. Wow. I’m so impressed with your alpha male bullshit whatever. Get over here and fuck me now.  Note, there really needs to be a sarcasm font. But Jesus Fucking Christ, get your shit together. You’re not edgy. You’re white noise (very white noise usually). You’re not telling it like it is. You’re making it all about you. A conversational narcissist.  Big surprise.  And you’re certainly not clever or witty. It’s almost like there is a script for dudes who want to be assholes on the internet. But whatever bullshit you’re spewing on any given day, it’s really all the same. Bottom of the barrel. And it’s boring as fuck. Mind numbingly so.  

If you get blocked, I’m sure you like to assume that I somehow can’t handle the knowledge you think you’re dropping on me. That’s not it. I will block people who harass or directly threaten me, but I will also block you if you are mucking up my post with your garbage and I don’t have the time.  I’ve got shit to do. You know like a fucking grown up.