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Finger’s Hot Take

RAPE IS BAD. I never imagined that phrase would be a hot button issue. In a world where every subject has a thousand shades of a thousand colors, I figured RAPE IS BAD would be pretty black and white. But in the land of internet trolls and hot takes…. apparently certain fuck stains think there …

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So-and-So Dick

“I have dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It’s funny to say they are small. It’s funny to say they are big. I have been at parties where humans have held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, “Hey, look at me! I’m So-and-So Dick! I’ve …

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